A downloadable game for Windows

🪐 Sterrenstof Saga – A Sci-Fi RPG with More Sarcasm Than Oxygen

Welcome to Sterrenstof Saga, a chaotic, sarcastic pixel RPG where you – a completely random space nobody – are tasked with saving a princess so boring, she calls herself “Princess Petunia of the Galaxy of Predictable Problems.”

Are you ready for:

  • 🛸 Weird aliens with personal issues?

  • 🤖 A boss fight against ChatGPT (yes, really)

  • 🛍️ Shops that insult you if you're broke

  • 📖 Achievements for reading the rules (why would you though?)

  • 💀 An instant Game Over if your name is Chris? Yup.

🎮 Controls:

  • Mouse = click things

  • Keyboard = make dumb or smart choices

  • ENTER or SPACE = continue dialogue, sometimes straight into chaos

💡 Pro tip:

Use the Quantum Key. You’ll forget it exists, but hey, I warned you.

👾 Made by:

A teen dev with too much imagination, sarcasm, and way too much time.

💬 Languages:

  • English and Dutch 🇬🇧🇳🇱
    (Note: While all text is fully translated, some voice lines may still be in Dutch.)

More information
Updated 3 days ago
StatusIn development
PlatformsWindows
Release date 30 days ago
AuthorIronclad Interactive
GenreFighting
Made withpygame
TagsIndie, Life Simulation, pygame, Sci-fi, Singleplayer, Space, Turn-Based Combat
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish, Dutch
InputsKeyboard

Download

Download
sterrenstof-saga-NL 25 MB
Version 3.4.1 4 days ago
Download
sterrenstof-saga-EN 32 MB
Version 3.1 23 days ago

Install instructions

📦 Installation Instructions for Sterrenstof Saga (Windows)

✅ What you’ll need:

  • A Windows PC

  • A bit of free time

  • (Optional) A sense of humor

🧾 Step 1: Download the ZIP

  • Click the download button on this page.

  • Extract the ZIP file (right-click → Extract All).

  • Open the folder.

🐍 Step 2: Install Python (only if you don’t have it yet)

  • Go to python.org/downloads

  • Click the yellow Download Python 3.x.x button

  • Important: during installation, check the box that says:

    Add Python to PATH

  • Then click Install Now and wait a moment.

📦 Step 3: Install Pygame

  • Open CMD and type:

    pip install pygame

🕹️ Step 4: Launch the game

  • Double-click on visual.py

  • Enjoy chaos, sarcasm, and the chance to get wrecked by ChatGPT

❓ Problems?

  • Make sure you're using Python 3 (3.10 or higher is great)

  • Restart your computer after installing Python (just to be safe)

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